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A Founder’s Story • ZinkyPoo

Has Your Back Pain Reached the Point Where It’s Affecting How You Live?

If sitting, sleeping, exercising or simply moving normally has become something you have to think about, I want to show you the simple routine that changed the way I manage my own back.

A man pausing by a window, one hand resting near his lower back
Read my story ↓

For a long time, my back wasn’t just “a bit sore.”

It started affecting my life.

I’d have periods where things felt better — and then I’d play padel, sit too long, move the wrong way, or simply stop paying attention to it...

And suddenly my back would remind me it was still there.

A man shifting uncomfortably in a desk chair at home

If you’ve experienced recurring back pain, you probably know the feeling.

You start adjusting your life around your back.

You think twice before exercising.

You’re careful with certain movements.

You wonder whether playing sport is going to set it off again.

And eventually you realise something:

Your back is starting to make decisions for you.

That was the problem I wanted to solve for myself.

I Tried What Most People Try

  • Stretching.
  • Rest.
  • Different exercises.
  • Trying to strengthen things.
  • Waiting for it to settle.

Some things helped temporarily.

But what frustrated me was that I never felt like I had something simple I could do myself whenever I felt my back beginning to tighten up again.

Then I discovered something surprisingly simple.

A small purple massage ball resting against a plain white wall

A ball. A wall. And learning where and how to apply pressure.

It sounds almost ridiculously basic.

But for me, learning how to use this technique correctly made such a difference that it eventually became something I kept coming back to.

Even today, I notice something interesting.

If I go several days without doing it and then play padel, my back can start reminding me again.

I use the technique.

And it has become one of the most useful tools I personally have for managing my back and keeping myself active.

An adult playing padel on an outdoor court in late afternoon light

That experience made me wonder:

How many other people are struggling with recurring back discomfort without ever being shown something this simple?

That question became:

ZinkyPoo

This Isn’t About Selling You a Magic Ball

You can buy a ball almost anywhere.

The ball isn’t the secret.

Knowing what to do with it is.

01Where do you position it?
02Where should you NOT position it?
03How much pressure?
04How long?
05What are you actually looking for?
06What mistakes should you avoid?
07What do I personally do when I feel my back beginning to flare up?

And perhaps most importantly:

What can you do regularly instead of waiting until your back becomes a major problem again?

I took the system I personally use and organised it into a simple guided programme.

Introducing

The ZinkyPoo Back Reset System

A practical, step-by-step programme designed to teach you the self-release and maintenance routine I use to manage my own recurring back issues.

No complicated equipment.

No 60-minute daily routines.

No pretending there is one magical cure for every type of back pain.

Just a simple system you can learn and keep in your toolkit.

🟢 Find Out If I Can Help Your Back

A conversation first • No pressure, no obligation

Everything You Need to Learn the ZinkyPoo System

01

The ZinkyPoo Core Method

Learn the exact technique I use, including positioning, pressure, timing and common mistakes that can make the technique ineffective.

02

The “My Back Is Starting Again” Protocol

The routine I personally turn to when I notice those familiar warning signs returning.

03

The Daily Maintenance Protocol

A short preventative routine designed to make ZinkyPoo something you can realistically incorporate into everyday life rather than another programme you abandon after two weeks.

04

Sport & Sitting Guidance

How I think about using the method around common triggers such as padel, exercise, prolonged sitting and travel.

05

Guided Video Demonstrations

Watch exactly how the techniques are performed rather than trying to decipher complicated written instructions.

06

Founding Member Access

Receive access to the founding programme plus major improvements and protocols added as we develop this initial version.

Learn it once. Keep the knowledge with you.

🟢 Find Out If I Can Help Your Back

What Would It Be Worth to Stop Organising Your Life Around Your Back?

People can spend significant amounts over time trying to manage recurring back problems.

  • Appointments.
  • Treatments.
  • Massages.
  • Equipment.
  • Exercise programmes.

And sometimes those things are absolutely appropriate.

ZinkyPoo isn’t intended to replace professional medical care when professional care is needed.

I wanted something different.

A practical tool I could learn once and have available whenever I needed it.

Something simple.

Something I could do myself.

Something that didn’t require booking another appointment every time my back started complaining.

That is what I built ZinkyPoo around.

Become a ZinkyPoo Founding Member

Future Full Price

R2,997

Founding Member Access

R1,497

Once-off

  • Complete ZinkyPoo Core Method
  • Flare-Up Protocol
  • Daily Maintenance System
  • Sport & Sitting Guidance
  • Guided Video Demonstrations
  • Founding Version Updates
  • 30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee
🟢 Find Out If I Can Help Your Back

Talk to Jonathan first • No pressure, no obligation

Why a Founding Member Edition?

ZinkyPoo is deliberately starting small.

I’m looking for our first group of people who genuinely struggle with recurring back discomfort and want to learn the method I’ve personally found so useful.

I don’t want thousands of anonymous customers yet.

I want our first real customers.

I want to understand:

  • What brought you here?
  • What have you already tried?
  • What part of the programme helped you most?
  • Where did you struggle?
  • What should we improve?

Your feedback will help shape what ZinkyPoo becomes.

That’s why founding members can access the programme for R1,497 instead of the intended R2,997 full price.

🟢 Find Out If I Can Help Your Back

Try ZinkyPoo for 30 Days

I don’t want you feeling like you’re gambling R1,497 on an idea.

Go through the programme.

Learn the method properly.

Use the protocols as instructed where appropriate for you.

If within 30 days you genuinely feel the programme provided you no meaningful value, contact us in accordance with our refund policy and request your money back.

You take the programme seriously.
We take the financial risk.

🟢 Find Out If I Can Help Your Back

One Important Thing Before You Join

Back pain can have many different causes.

ZinkyPoo is an educational self-care programme based around techniques and routines that I personally use.

It is not medical advice, diagnosis, treatment or a cure, and individual experiences and results will vary.

Certain symptoms may require prompt professional medical assessment rather than relying on a self-care programme.

These can include significant trauma, progressive weakness or numbness, changes in bowel or bladder control, numbness around the groin or saddle area, fever accompanied by severe back pain, or other new or concerning symptoms.

If you are uncertain whether these techniques are appropriate for your circumstances, speak with an appropriately qualified healthcare professional first.

Your Back Shouldn’t Get to Make Every Decision.

Whether you play sport.

Whether you exercise.

Whether you sit through a long journey comfortably.

Whether you wake up worrying about another flare-up.

I can’t promise that one technique will solve every person’s back problem.

Nobody responsibly can.

What I can do is show you the surprisingly simple system that became an important part of how I personally manage mine.

It takes very little equipment.

It can take very little time.

And once you’ve learned it...

You have the knowledge with you.

The ZinkyPoo Back Reset System

Founding Member Access

R1,497

once-off

  • Complete Core Method
  • Flare-Up Protocol
  • Daily Maintenance System
  • Sport & Sitting Guidance
  • Guided Videos
  • Founding Version Updates
  • 30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee

Still Not Sure?

Back pain is personal.

Before you spend any money, send me a WhatsApp.

Tell me what you’re struggling with and I’ll personally let you know whether I honestly believe the ZinkyPoo method is likely to be a good fit for your situation.

If I don’t think I can help, I’ll tell you.

No pressure. No obligation. Just an honest conversation.

🟢 Find Out If I Can Help Your Back

You'll chat directly with Jonathan on WhatsApp. No pressure. No obligation.

Questions before joining? Contact us.